Hey! Snack hound! Put that down! That’s going straight to your thighs, mister! You gotta trim that WIIIDE load! Time to burn off those rubbery cheeks! You don’t need this sticky ssslllop! And this is crammed with calories! Now let’s get to work on you! *flips the bird* Oooooooh! Get down and give me fifty! Twenty-one! Twenty-two! Celery. A very aggressive vegetable.
[in background] Faster! FASTER! (slap)