Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 100 Comments

Gonna be tasting meat, for the first time in about 30 years. I’ve been a vegetarian for about a year now. So I’m really just, completely turned off meat, so (sigh) I’m really nervous. Comin’ up to five years I would be vegetarian now I’d say. I fell off the wagon once or twice at the start, cause it’s not easy. But yeah a good 5 years, I’m proud to say Oh my god! It’s sausage, what, is that bacon around it, is it? I’ve only ever had a barbecued (pause) vegetable so, (nervous laugh) It’s not as good as I remembered, I’m sorry (laughs) oh my god…sorry… I’ll take one more (laugh) I won’t I’m not touchin’ it no I just couldn’t imaging swallowing it. (sigh) No, god no (nervous laughs) Gosh, even cutting this is hard That’s the one thing you never have to worry about with vegetables I knew there was gonna be meat involved, but no, I didn’t even, but I wasn’t even gonna allow myself to think what kind of…meat Jesus how do people do this? *groans no* Is that enough of a taste? (nervous laugh) I can’t do it Just doesn’t seem like food So dipping the chicken in the blue cheese, is that cheating? Okay, now that’s as good as I remember Strangely, out of all the meats chicken is the one that I really can’t stand even the thought of oh my god… even just the fact that you have to touch it your fingers just, when I took a bite into it and I touched the bone, i was just… (disgusted sounds) yeah, its the skin and the mmmmm….. I’m sorry that is so good This is definitely the worst so far This is cow… This should be easy because well easier I think cause it’s more processed I can really just… taste the meat by, compared to everything else with it, it’s really, just need to spit it out Old McDonald had a farm… Oh my god, there’s so much chewing and it’s just…sorry e, i, e, i… I can feel the knife cutting into it and I’m like ughhh Yeah, this is my memory of meat, that, you’re just chewing and chewing and it’s not going anywhere. Veal? What is that? Honestly with veal it’s kinda the ethical thing that’s why people don’t eat it, but in terms of tasting…I can’t imagine it’s any different. ugh, my stomach’s turning even just thinking about biting into it. I feel so guilty cause that’s nice it is like exactly nice It just does nothing for me, the taste is just, really kind of bland tissue-y um, yeah it doesn’t really taste of anything The texture was much better than the steak because it’s a baby Just I don’t look at it as being food anymore like I really just look at as being, like, the flesh of an animal I’m a lot more set, yeah, a lot more assertive and sure that I’m…I’m vegetarian for life 100 percent What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian? we’ve got to stop meat-ing like this! That’s all I’ve got that’s my only vegetarian joke you’re laughing! Oh no! I have another one now, I actually do, I have another one Why did the chicken cross the road? (off camera) why? He was running from Colonel Sanders


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *