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[BURNIE]: A great excuse for playing video games are that they improve your hand-eye coordination. That’s the excuse that I used to use when I was growing up. And a popular game, like Fruit Ninja here, proves that. But if that theory is really true, then playing this game on a mobile device, well —

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-Um… guys? Please tell me we’re not where I think we are. -Oh snap, y’all. We’re in Fruit Ninja. [fruit scream] [scream again] [screams and slices] -(banana) Maybe this is just a horrible dream– -Oh boy! Wake up, wake–aah! -[Orange laughing] Whoa! “Slice” to meet you too! Here! Take another “stab” at me! Missed! Ha!

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Kriss vecter giveaway thing Umm…I’m not even going to ask. PACKAGE BREADDDDDD RIP IN PEACE BREAD sharp things :O whoops Paul: I didn’t order this. RIP In peace glass and eggplant Coconut :O Whoa…k Too hot? SUSHI CHICKEN OH MEM GEE CAKE Wait, i don’t remember ordering any of this. FOOOOOOOOOOOOD another package? Paul sounds

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(intro music playing) Gus: I was telling Barbara earlier today that I reached a new level in, like, social awkwardness. Burnie: You? Gus: So you know there are a bunch of services you can use in Austin to get things, like, you can order groceries. You just pick all the groceries you want online. Someone

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Gavin: Oh, Matt’s just up there! Gavin: Came out of nowhere… Ryan: Whoops! Matt: Ohhhh, I’m not gonna like it though, ’cause I see what’s happening! Matt: Nooo, I have no items, I have nothing! Ow. Gavin: Where am I going?! Matt: No, not another one! Matt: Fuck! Ryan: Yeah, that’s all I got Lindsay:

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