Space Invader – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 6)

Space Invader – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 6)

Articles, Blog , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 0 Comments


[♪♪♪] Under an ordinary house
in an ordinary neighborhood, four kids found the secrets to the messiest martial art
of all time! Now the young ninjas
use their powers to fight great evil! “Great” as in “big,”
not “good.” Ha! Anyway,
Fruit Ninja: Frenzy Force! Oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man, oh man, oh man! 3:00! [laughter] Shh! [TV Announcer]: And now…
Drama Teen! I heard this episode will change everything
in their town… forever! [Jill]:
We’re living a lie, Kevin. I love…Devon. [gasping] [Kevin]:
Majorly not chill, Jill. Oh… I love
all the betrayals! Kevin’s so strong. But so sensitive. The show’s themes
of love and friendship reflect my own
deepest feelings. Everybody has
such awesome hairstyles! I watch for the hair. Uh, Peng? Where
did you find that? I’m supposed to remember where I find everything
I eat and drink? Come on. Quit yanking, bro! Remember what
happened last time you drank a big
suspicious beverage? [♪♪♪] I don’t believe
in living in the past. [ominous music plays] [belching] Mmm… Burning and refreshing. ChiliJuice. What’s that? It’s the name
of this sweet beverage. Are you paying attention? No, what’s written
on the side? S R Y
heart K.F. Who’s K.F.? And who’s S R Y? SRY is short
for “sorry.” I K.T. That means I– “I knew that.”
We got it. Look at
the other side! It’s a map. That’s just around the corner! Someone’s sending us
a message. Shall we? [TV Announcer]: And now,
back to Drama Teen! Uh, after Drama Teen. Something stinks around here, and it’s not just all
the high-fructose corn syrup. K.F. K.F… [slurping] Allow me to
be of assistance. K.F. stands
for “Krackleflint”! Well, it also stands
for “Kung Fruit”! I’ve not come to quarrel! Here. Whoa! Krackleflint’s the best. [Niya]: No, he’s not! Last time we met, he tried
to invade our world! How can we trust you? Because I put a little heart
on my “S R Y” note. So you’re just here
to apologize? Yes! Well, no. The interdimensional
space portal I’ve called home
for the last several decades is…just getting too expensive. Plus it’s a walk-up. Yeah, and? And…I was wondering if I might stay
on one of your earth couches for a day, two days tops. Okay, worst case, three days! [slurping] Do you have more ChiliJuice? He can crash with us. Dude, not happening. I’m with Ralph. This guy’s the worst. I’m right here. He did try
to take over the planet… but he’s asking
for a second chance, and I think even Krackleflint
deserves that. Woo-hoo! [burping] I am eternally grateful
for your hospitality! It will be as though
I’m not even here. Just two days. [man]: Um, can I get
a pine/lime KickPunch? [Seb]: Yeah,
coming right up. [belching] What was that? Nothing. [extinguishing] Ooh… pardon me. Uh-oh, more where
that came from. [belching] [belch] Oh! How’s my order coming? Uh… we’re actually
fresh out of pineapple. Sorry. This is the worst
day of my life! You thank
fruit shopping for Ninja! Ralph! Come sit with me and partake
in a sporting event. Well, sports
are my jam! [TV Announcer]: And now,
unnecessarily detailed coverage of the Obscure Nation
Table Tennis League! Ping pong? Isn’t it incredible? It’s ping pong. The only respectable sport. Not like tedious soccer,
or monotonous football, or just plain weird basketball! And don’t even get me started
on curling. How dare you insult my favorite
medieval Scottish sport! Nighyah! It’s Niya! Can I borrow 20
of your Earth dollars? You haven’t gotten up
from our couch in two and a half weeks. You eat all of our fruit,
and you hog the TV. What could you possibly
need money for? I implore you to be chill! Private ninja meeting. Now! [yelling] I want him gone. He’s a slob,
he’s disrespectful… He called ping pong a sport! He leaves the seat up
in the dojo bathroom– [flushing] Yeah… That last one
was actually me. We can’t just kick him out. Where would he go? Anywhere “Not our couch.” Good comeback. Well, I already
took the liberty of calling the fruit stand
landlord. We have a landlord? You do. A friend can be a roommate, but not all roommates… are friends. That was… …really unhelpful.
Argh! Uh… We can’t just
kick him out. Guys, no, no, we can
just kick him out. [flushing] Whoever smelt it, dealt it. [alarm beeping] 3:00! Drama Teen!
Meeting adjourned. [all]: Krackleflint? Salutations. I’ve invited some chums over
to watch the big game. Meet Tev and Chett. They are most chill. [Tev and Chett]: Sup? Yeah, hey, could you
just move over so we can watch our show? [clicking] [clicking] [meow] Wha-? We made some alterations
to your cable package to accommodate
all of the ping pong. You’re most welcome! [bonk] [grumbling] That…was…the last straw! You guys need
to get off our couch! Niya, wait! Not like this. Think of what
Kevin would do. Strong, sensitive Kevin. Hey, guys, can you
keep it down, please? Yeah, Niya,
take it easy. True ninjas fight with
words, not weapons! Hey, come on! We’re trying to watch the game! Listen up, everyone. Who stole
my ChiliJuice?! [slurping] Odd fruit-themed ninjas, you have shown
unparalleled hospitality, but nobody interrupts ping pong! [crying out] Niya, wait! Aah! Krackleflint, you told me
these humans were chill! Yipe! Where’s…my… ChiliJuice? [laughing] Please! Words, not weapons. Whoa! Sorry, Seb. They insulted curling! Ha! You think you
can defeat me with curling? Right on the button. Haa! No one ever listens to me! Remember, not all roommates
are friends. Are friends! Are friends…! Guys! Stop! [groaning] Friends don’t need
to agree on everything. They just need to be
honest and respectful. [punching] We may not agree about how
to handle this situation, but I bet we can all agree that if Krackleflint’s
really our friend, he’ll listen to some
constructive feedback. You are chill… right? Fo’ shizzle. Well, then when
you asked me for money, I just didn’t feel like we had built
that level of trust yet. That kinda hurt. My intention
was never to hurt. Puny human bodies, perhaps! But never emotions. Why did you have
to go after curling? I guess what we’re trying
to say, Krackleflint, is we’d be better friends if you didn’t continue
living here. Well, you’ve all spoken
very eloquently and from the heart, and I agree that it is
time for me… time for us to leave. [crying] Friends? Yes. However, I still
have every intention of one day
taking over your puny planet, and when I do… I will be chill! He won’t be chill. Ah! Water! Nature’s juice! Sort of. 3:00! [TV Announcer]: And now…
Drama Teen! [Jill]: Kevin,
can’t you take a hint? I’m in love with Krackleflint! [all]: Krackleflint? [Kevin]: But…but…Jill… [Krackleflint]: Kevin, please. I implore you to be chill! [sighing] Shall we? May as well. Krackleflint ruined Drama Teen. What else are we
going to watch? The news? I can’t believe she’d choose Krackleflint
over Kevin.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *