Danny DeVito on Always Sunny, Taxi & Danny DeVito Impressions

Danny DeVito on Always Sunny, Taxi & Danny DeVito Impressions

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>>Jimmy: YEAH. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU.>>GREAT TO SEE YOU, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY THAT KID WAS SO EXCITED. 12 YEARS OLD.>>THE KID ON THE — YEAH. HE WAS DEEP.>>Jimmy: THAT SHOW IS TOO DIRTY FOR A 12-YEAR-OLD TO KNOW, RIGHT.>>IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IS SO RANK.>>Jimmy: DO YOU GET THAT WITH KIDS?>>WEIRDLY ENOUGH YOUNGER AND YOUNGER KIDS ARE WATCHING THE SHOW. IT IS AMAZING, MAN. 9 AND 10 YEARS OLD COME UP. YEAH. SAW YOU COME OUT OF THE COUCH YOU NAKED BASTARD. I SAID WHAT. LITTLE KIDS. THEY ALSO HAVE FOUL MOUTHS WHICH I GIVE THEM LICENSE TO DO. TERRIBLE.>>Jimmy: IT IS FUNNY. FOR ME, WHEN I WAS A KID, “TAXI” WAS AND STILL IS ONE OF — FOR THOSE THAT HAVEN’T SEEN IT, IT IS ON HULU. IT IS FANTASTIC. SO GREAT. I ALWAYS IMAGINE HOW EXCITED THEY MUST HAVE BEEN WHEN YOU WALKED IN THE ROOM.>>WE HAD A BALL DOING IT. CAN WAS OFF THE CHARTS GREAT. ALWAYS FUN. AND LOUIE WAS LIKE, I LOVED THAT FIRST SHOW WHERE I’M YELLIN’ AT EVERYBODY, CHEWIN’ THEIR ASSES EVERYBODY, CHEWIN’ THEIR ASSES OUT BIG TIME, AND I COME UP TO JUDD, RRRRRRR.>>Jimmy: YOU WALK OUT, IT’S INSTANTLY EXCELLENT.>>HAD THOSE CABDRIVERS IN THE PALM OF MY HAND.>>YOU RULED WITH AN IRON FIST.>>REQUWITH AN IRON FIST.>>THERE WAS ONE EPISODE WHERE YOU PLAYED THE VIOLIN. DID YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE VIE LANE?>>NO, I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN ON A COWBOY MOVIE I DID WITH JACK NICKELSON, YOU KNOW, GOING SOUTH.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU LEARNED TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.>>YEAH, I WANTED TO LEARN TO PLAY THE VIOLIN AS A CHARACTER THING. IT WASN’T HARDLY IN THE MOVIE. ANDY GOT MARRIED TO STAY IN THE COUNTRY. WE MARRIED HIM OFF TO A HOOKER. MARRIED HIM OFF TO A HOOKER. AND I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY “I LOVE YOU TRULY” ON THE VIOLIN. IT TOOK ME LIKE FOREVER AND IT WAS AWFUL. I TORTURED EVERYBODY THERE, AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, THIS IS IN THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE SHOW. IT WAS LIKE THE EARLY DAYS OF THE TELEVISION. IT WAS LIKE 1978 OR ’79 LIKE THAT. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THREE, FOUR WEEKS LATER, THERE WAS A PIECE IN THE INQUIRER THAT SAYS DANNY DEVITO GIVES UP CAREER AS VIRTUOSO VIOLINIST TO BE ON TELEVISION.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>IT WAS A PIECE IN THE PAPER WITH ME STANDING THERE WITH A VIOLIN. AND IT HAD A WHOLE STORY WRITTEN BY SOME GUY YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF OR SOME WOMAN YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF AND HOW I STUDIED ALL MY LIFE TO BE A VIOLINIST AND I WOUND UP ON A TV SHOW AND ALL THIS KIND OF STUFF. AND MARIE AND I GOT A KICK OUT OF IT. I CUT IT OUT AND PUT IT ON THE REFRIGERATOR. THAT WAS ME ON THE REFRIGERATOR IN THE HOUSE. AND A COUPLE DAYS LATER MY MOTHER CALLED.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>FROM NEW JERSEY. SHE SAYS DANNY, WHAT, MA? WHAT’S GOING SON? SHE SAYS I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WANTED TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.>>Jimmy: FAKE NEWS!>>MA, WHERE DID YOU SEE IT? WHERE DID YOU SEE? I WAS IN LINE, I WAS GOING TO GET GROCERIES.>>Jimmy: YOUR MOM WAS ON “TAXI “AS MANY “TAXI” A COUPLE TIMES, RIGHT?>>YEAH. THEY MET MY MOM, SHE CAME OF COURSE TO THE SHOW. SHE’S LIKE MY SIZE. TOUGH, NEW JERSEY WOMAN, YOU KNOW. ITALIAN GIRL, YOU KNOW.>>Jimmy: DID THEY, WHEN THEY MET HER — >>SHE WAS IN HER 70s.>>Jimmy: THEY DECIDED TO WRITE A PART FOR LOUIE’S MOM?>>THEY WERE GOING TO DO LOUIE’S MOTHER, AND THEY SAID WOULD I, AND I SAID I’M NOT GOING TO CALL HER AND ASK HER. YOU DO IT. SO THEY DID IT. AND THEY’RE ON THE PHONE WITH HER, THEY HAD HER ON THE SPEAKERPHONE, AND I’M SITTING AROUND THE OFFICE AND ALL THE PRODUCERS ARE THERE AND EVERYTHING, AND THEY GO MS. DEVITO, AND THEY TELL HER THE STORY, THEY WANT HER TO PLAY LOUIE’S MOM, RIGHT? AND THEY SAID WE WON’T WRITE A LOT OF LINES FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING. IT’S KIND OF A SIGHT THING. AND SHE SAID, I COULD DO DIALOG!>>Jimmy: REALLY. >>ALL SHE WANTED LIKE IN THE WRITER, IN THE THING, THE PERKS THAT YOU GET, THEY WERE GOING TO PAY, SHE WANTED HER STORIES ON THE TELEVISION, IN HER DRESSING ROOM. SHE HAD TO SEE THE SOAP OPERAS. SHE DIDN’T WANT TO LOSE TRACK OF THE SOAP OPERAS.>>Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GET BEHIND.>>I WANT THAT AND A BOTTLE OF BLACKBERRY BRANDY.>>Jimmy: OH, REALLY? WOW.>>YEAH. THAT WAS HER DEMANDS. PARAMOUNT FORKED OVER, YOU KNOW.>>Jimmy: AND HERE WE ARE IN 2019. YOU’VE GOT A SHOW THAT’S BEEN ON FOR 14 SEASONS.>>>CLAMS YOU BAKE, CLAMS, YOU FRY. BOIL THEM IN [ BLEEP ] FOR AN HOUR. THERE’S A MILLION WAYS YOU CAN PREPARE A CLAM. MAKE THE WORLD YOUR CLAM! JUST SOUNDS BETTER.>>AND THAT, I BELIEVE, IS THE REASON FOR ALL THIS TOXIC MASCULINITY, WOULD YOU AGREE?>>ABSOLUTELY.>>EVERYTHING YOU WERE SAYING, WE WERE TOTALLY LISTENING. THAT’S TOTALLY TRUE.>>OKAY. COOL.>>Jimmy: IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. VERY FUNNY SHOW. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THIS IS THE 14th SEASON. THIS IS REALLY A CRAZY THING.>>OH, YEAH.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE NOW TIED WITH OZZY AND HARRIET FOR THE LONGEST-RUNNING, LIVE ACTION SITCOM OF ALL TIME.>>ISN’T THAT WILD?>>Jimmy: OZZY AND HARRIET.>>THEY’RE SIMILAR SHOWS. THE SAME AS OURS EXCEPT IF YOU TAKE ACID AND LAY IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SWIMMING POOL FOR AN HOUR.>>Jimmy: THE SEQUEL TO JUMANJI IS COMING OUT.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: WHAT’S INTERESTING IS THAT, AND IT’S COMPLICATED HOW IT HAPPENS, BUT BASICALLY, THE ROCK, YOU INHABIT THE ROCK’S BODY, YES?>>YEAH, WHAT HAPPENS IS THEY HAVE THE MACHINE, YOU KNOW, YOU GO INTO THE THING. AND I’M IN THE HOUSE. I PLAY THE KID’S GRANDFATHER. I GOT A BAD LEG, AND I’M LIKE IN THE HOUSE. I’M, AND THE MACHINE HAPPENS, AND THEY ALL GO IN. AND THE ROCK. IN THE VIDEO GAME. AND THE ROCK BECOMES ME, SO HE’S GOT TO ACT LIKE ME, SO YOU GOT THE BIG ROCK, RIGHT? GIANT ROCK, AND HE’S DOING STUFF LIKE I DO, LIKE THIS. SO, YOU KNOW. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HE’S REALLY, HE’S TERRIFIC. THE WHOLE CAST, EVERYBODY.>>Jimmy: DID HE STUDY YOU?>>WE HUNG OUT A LITTLE BIT. WE READ THE LINES A LITTLE BIT. WE DID THE STUFF. I MEAN, WELL, YOU COULD DO IT.>>Jimmy: EVERYBODY DOES A LITTLE.>>YOU WANT TO DO ME? YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?>>Jimmy: YOU DO ME, I DO YOU.>>JUST A SECOND, WE HAVE JIMMY KIMMEL HERE AS DANNY DEVITO. YEAH.>>Jimmy: I’LL TRY TO DO THIS AS YOU. WE FOUND A VIDEO ONLINE.>>RIGHT, YOU DID?>>Jimmy: THIS VIDEO. >>YEAH.>>Jimmy: AND THIS GUY MADE A MASK. A GUY MADE A MASK.>>WHO MADE A MASK?>>Jimmy: HYPERFLESH IS THE NAME OF THE COMPANY. >>THAT SOUNDS SEXY, HYPERFLESH.>>HOLY! [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], WHAT THE! OH, MY GOD!>>Jimmy: PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? AND LOOK AT THIS THING. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>[ BLEEP ], OH, MY GOD, MAN. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS LIKE HOLY [ BLEEP ]. THIS IS THE TELEVISION SEQUEL TO “TW “TWINS.” OH, MAN, YOU LOOK GREAT. OH, MAN, GIVE ME A HUG MAN, GIVE ME A HUG. OH, MAN.>>Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT, DANNY DEVITO AND DANNY DEVITO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SEASON 14 ON FXX.

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