My cousin’s One Direction cover band is playing later tonight, are we going? Hey Griswald! You gotta get out there. You’ve been cutting celery for days dude. You can’t live under a Dwayne The Rock Johnson your whole life. Lay off! Losing is losing and I need time alone. It was minor league man, frankly nobody gives a shit. Baseball means more to me– You’re not good at baseball. What do you know? Coach ditched you after a year. Wait wait, the fan is making that sound again. No its not, maybe you should clean– Can’t believe it– He was like totally– Yeah. Hey. セロリ!